For Orders of The Gastronauts please read the following carefully:-

The Bowel Movement makes and designs all the Gastronaut Puppets.

These are strictly copyrighted and trademarked.

We work with a wonderful team of ostomy and non-ostomy volunteers in West Wales and each puppet is made individually and no two puppets are exactly the same (with varied trimmings (hair ribbons, stickers etc.) Each puppet is supplied fully sterilised with re-sterilisation instructions for hospital admissions etc. They all come with their own ID tags explaining their role and how they can help children adapt to ostomical life. Each has its own personality, so choose carefully to find the Gastronaut closest to your child’s desires. If you would like a special costume, uniform, or unique design or Gastronaut accessories, please contact us for additional information. New information on availability will be posted online shortly.

 

In many countries, funding is available to provide these Gastronauts to genuine child ostomy patients.

 

In the US the majority of funding is provided through the UOAA and administered by Janet McNiven, who is our official US representative. We have come to know Janet over the last year and she has been so kind in taking photographs of all the ostomates at each seasonal holiday and also has time to help run the Seattle Branch of the Colostomy Association and  write their superb newsletter ,  The CA Seattle is part of the UOAA’s national ostomy association. In the US if you would like to receive a Gastronaut puppet as a patient, colorectal staff etc. please either contact gastronautsrus@gmail.com or contact Janet directly on aloha.jmac@frontier.com and she will be happy to arrange for your Gastronaut of choice.

 

We have representation and funding in place all over mainland Europe and throughout Australia, The Philippines and The Pacific Rim Islands and Countries, Israel and throughout South America so please contact gastronautsrus@gmail.com for your nearest representative. This avoids high individual postal costs to you from the UK.

 

If you would like to receive one, please direct your queries to our email at gastronautsrus@gmail.com for the representative in your country.

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR THE UK ONLY…

We are delighted to announce that John Walsh of the website,  www.stomawise.co.uk  is now our official UK representative and distributor. 

Stomawise is a truly excellent example of an ostomy website,particularly for colorectal staff and UK ostomates seeking samples of products. Despite his busy role, John has kindly taken on the vital role of selling and distributing the Gastronauts in the UK and Northern Ireland, Please follow the gastronaut link on his website to order from him.

We regret that we can no longer handle incoming individual orders from the UK but John is ideally situated to represent us and will attend the many ostomy functions in the UK and the Disability Show with the Gastronauts in tow.

Olivia is a brave 7 year old ileostomate

 

Olivia & Sally -  Olivia is a brave 7 year old ileostomate (after a failed internal bag procedure), Olivia was in a very serious condition. Thanks to the wonderful support of her equally brave Mum Donna and Grandmother Roberta, she is now at home and looking forward to showing her classmates a little puppetry in Spokane, Washington State USA.

Meet Gastronauts Ron and Ruth

 

Ron & Ruth are both senior ostomates in the prime of their lives and despite their ostomical surgery are busy enjoying life to the full. A new video will be online shortly with some of their interesting “discussions” about ostomical life upon which they do not always see eye to eye… please post the lookalikes – These Lookalikes Basil & Joyce volunteered to be lifelike lookalikes of Ron & Ruth and are both from CASA – The Colostomy Association of Southern Australia. Ruth Horne who helps tun CASA is one of the Gastronauts strongest supporters in Australia, CASA has not only been responsible for delivering Gastronauts to various parts of Australia, but also sponsored Gastronauts to Papua new Guinea and Fiji but also one to a tot in Rio de Janeiro. Thank you Ruth for all your hard work.

Meet Gastronauts Rik & Tamara

 

Rik & Tamara both have internal pouches and need to irrigate daily. They are a reminder to us all that at a time when most children are being potty trained these fantastic ostomy kids are managing to irrigate themselves! Harry, our lad from Queenslamd Australia is a prime example at 3!

Meet Colorectal Nurse Stoma Sue

 

Colorectal Nurse Stoma Sue is a symbol of all the wonderful Stomal Therapy Nurses helping ostomates worldwide. Stoma Sue has only a little free time from assisting her patients and helping the love of her life, Dr Russell Chartwell (the Doc), Chief Bellybuttonologist to all The Gastronauts. She likes to jog and has an alternate outfit underneath her nurses’ uniform.

Meet Top Sergeants BJ & William BV Stoma

 

Top Sergeants BJ & William BV Stoma are also now available. These brave soldiers returned home injured in the line of duty, unfortunately they both needed ostmical surgery and have external stomas. A full history of their heroic deeds is supplied along with links to many charities in various countries providing much needed support for injured veterans.  Thanks are due to Lt.Col Justin Blum who asked us to help design a wounded soldier Gastronaut to support the campaign to provide advice and help to returning injured US soldiers.  He also helped to select the names and we should explain that the “J” in BJ is in recognition of his own long decorated military career and now, as a very active military ostomate!

Meet the Gastronaut Witch – Ellie Ostomy

 

The Witch – Ellie Ostomy – is a reformed character, upon learning that her diet had caused her to need ostomical surgery, Ellie had to give up her cauldron and her favourite dishes of deep fried slugs, toad-spawn soup and weeds-on-toast and change her eating habits quite drastically. Ellie is now available complete with ostomy and comes complete with “magic” recipes for a super rehydration drink (courtesy of St, Mark’s abdominal hospital) and another for Marshmallows (that magically thicken output for ileostomates). Both recipes are very simple and are recommended for any youngster over 7 with supervision from a parent. A special link to a wonderful magic site is also provided.

Meet Gastronaut AMOTS

 

Amots  -   This is our new video star coming to our screen very soon. Amots represents the first ever ostomate from the surgical records in hieroglyphs found at the time of King Tutankhamen.   We have brought him back from the Afterlife to learn about modern ostomy surgery and Appliances. An Amots Jnr, Bony Parts, complete with an ostomy, his name in hieroglyphs and a link to a special Egyptology site will be available very soon. The first one to guess the origin of Amots name will receive the first ever Amots Jnr. Please send your answers to Gastronautsrus@gmail.com. Only genuine Ostomates May Apply!!!!!!

Phil greets HRH Prince Charles at Ruthin in 2002

 

Phil, owner and founder of The Bowel Movement and co-author of “Unwanted Baggage” greets HRH Prince Charles at Ruthin in 2002, as part of the PRIME organisation, sponsored by HRH Prince Charles (a Senior version of the Prince’s Trust) - PRIME has helped many new start-ups for over 50′s in Wales, since its inception in 2001. This presentation was just prior to Phil & Liz also receiving the Combined Universities Award for Entrepeneurialism in 2003, presented at Bangor University. Phil had initiated and ran Wales only organic Poultry growing and processing plant, Mountain Rose from 2000-2006 when Liz became too ill to continue that business. The poultry concern and its farm were sold and Phil & Liz moved to a smallholding where the concept of The Bowel Movement became a reality in 2011, following the publication of Unwanted Baggage which is now a worldwide best seller in Health Resource Books. (available from gastronautsrus@gmail.com or from www.amazon.com for Australia, US and the Pacific Rim and from www.amazon.co.uk, (UK) www.amzon.fr - France  www.amazon.es, – Spain  www.amazon.it  – Italy and www.amazon.ge – Germany for those respective countries.

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